id934-The swines........... : Kingston & Poly AC

Written by This little piggy

They cant resist…………

Subject: FW: Oh the swines…it doesn't take them long!

Just phoned the swine flu helpline and all I got was crackling.

How did the pig go on holiday? The swine flu.

Swine flu isn't a problem for pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway.

Swine flu is getting serious, it has been reported to be a hamdemic, which may lead to an aporkolypse… But we'll get through. Where there's a swill there's a way.

The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.

My friend says he's got swine flu, but I think he's telling porkies.

I have to say, I'm finding all these jokes about swine flu pretty boaring.

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